I love a good comedy. In fact
comedy is my favourite type of film, radio, books - I just like a laugh really!
I couldn't do much at lunchtime as it was raining so I thought I would share some of my favourite comedy films and my favourite quotes from them.
I couldn't do much at lunchtime as it was raining so I thought I would share some of my favourite comedy films and my favourite quotes from them.
Clueless:
Murray : Your man Christian is a cake boy! Cher, Dionne: A what? Murray: He's a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend of Dorothy, know what I'm saying? Cher: Uh-uh, no way, not even! Murray: Yes even, he's gay! Dionne: He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress. |
Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn't want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life. |
Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo
T.J. Hicks: Deuce, you the best he-bitch in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I'd be a millionaire. |
T.J. Hicks: Claire said Antoine's apartment was messed up, but I had no idea. Deuce Bigalow: Claire? T.J. Hicks: The hooker you ass-punched. |
Soul Plane
| Flame:
[calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear]
I'll handle this. Flame: [screams] THE CAPTAIN'S DEAD! |
Captain Mack: Ladies and Gentlemen, we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet... 33 THOUSAND FEET? Oh shit, man! We fuckin' higher than Redman at the Source Awards![captain Mack is played by Snoop Doggy Dogg] |
Joe Dirt
Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled back water accent] Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: What? Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: You like to see homos naked? Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it. Joe Dirt: Oh. [Walks away] Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.
Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies
Harold: Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man. Kumar: And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this apartment goes to... Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow! Harold: Shut up, man. It's a classic. Freakshow: Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything the good lord would'nt do. Kumar: [walking away with Harold] Dude am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?
Bubble Boy
Jimmy: I'm Jimmy. Chloe: I'm Chloe. Jimmy: Chloe! The whore next door! Chloe: What? Where did you hear that? Jimmy: My Mom, she teaches me everything. Chloe: Well, really, she got it wrong. I'm actually more of a bitch than a whore. Jimmy: A bitch. Oh yeah, a bitch. Absolutely a bitch.
Mean Girls
Karen: If you're from Africa, why are you white? Gretchen: Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white. Coach Carr: Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers. Jason: Is your muffin buttered? Cady: What? Jason: Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin? Cady: My what? Regina: Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze? Jason: I'm just being friendly. Obviously this isn't them all! So what I want to know is - what's your favourite comedy film? Any specific things you like about it, I want to make another amazon order! Sarah x |
7 comments:
HAHAHAHAHA I just did a little wee.
I LOVE all those films. Haven't seen Bubble Boy though so I'm all over it.
I love things like Anchorman/Old School/Superbad. Stoner comedy for sure but so, so funny.
Shaun of the Dead and The Hangover xxx
The Hang Over is so funny, i was literally in tears!
Stu: "Am I missing a tooth?"
Phil: "Whose baby is that?"
Alan: "Check its collar or something."
Stu: "We're not going to leave a baby in the room. There's a f***ing tiger in the bathroom."
Stu: "She is wearing my grandmother's Holocaust ring."
Alan: "I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust."
There are SO many comedy films that I love. Clueless...ahhhh my youth, love it. Mean girls is so funny. Anchorman, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fizz, I love you man, 40 year old virgin are just some of the many movies I love.
TV wise How I met your mother and Inbetweeners are my favourites right now.
E x
I know this is a bit of a romcom as well but I think Kate Hudson in How to lose a guy in 10 days is hilarious!
It's totally old school, but Monty Python and the Holy Grail is hands-down the funniest movie I've ever seen. The entire movie is quotable, and makes me laugh out loud every time. All I can say is you have to see it, especially if you're even a little bit into British humor.
Airplane!
Possibly the most quotable comedy ever (apart from Monty Python films of course!)
the hot chick
"not many people know this but you can put your weed in there"
how high
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