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Are you ‘avin a laugh love?

I love a good comedy.  In fact
comedy is my favourite type of film, radio, books – I just like a laugh really!

I couldn’t do much at lunchtime as it was raining so I thought I would share some of my favourite comedy films and my favourite quotes from them.

Clueless:

 
Murray
:
Your man Christian is a cake boy!
Cher,
Dionne:
A what?
Murray:
He’s a disco-dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streissand ticket holding friend
of Dorothy, know what I’m saying?
Cher:
Uh-uh, no way, not even!
Murray:
Yes even, he’s gay!
Dionne:
He does like to shop, Cher. And the boy can dress.

Amber:
Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where
balls fly at my nose.
Dionne:
Well, there goes your social life.


Deuce Bigelow Male Gigolo

T.J.
Hicks: Deuce, you the best
he-bitch in my man stable. If I had two more manginas like you, I’d be
a millionaire.
T.J.
Hicks: Claire said Antoine’s
apartment was messed up, but I had no idea.
Deuce
Bigalow: Claire?
T.J.
Hicks: The hooker you ass-punched. 

T.J.
Hicks: Don’t make me he-bitch
man-slap you! 

Soul Plane

Flame:
[calmly, after a stewardess has whispered something into his ear]
I’ll handle this.
Flame:
[screams] THE CAPTAIN’S DEAD!
Captain
Mack: Ladies and Gentlemen,
we have reached our cruising altitude of 33 thousand feet… 33 THOUSAND
FEET? Oh shit, man! We fuckin’ higher than Redman at the Source Awards![captain Mack is played by Snoop Doggy Dogg]

                                     
Joe Dirt        
               
       

Old Cajun Man: [In a muffled
back water accent] Home is where you make it.
Joe
Dirt: What?
Old Cajun Man: Home is where you make it.
Joe
Dirt: You like to see homos
naked?
Old Cajun man: Home is where you make it.
Joe
Dirt: Oh.
[Walks away]
Joe
Dirt: Guy likes to see homos
naked, that doesn’t help me. 

Harold and Kumar Get The Munchies

Harold:
Oh, nice. 16 Candles is on, man.

Kumar:
And the award for the least heterosexual statement ever made in this
apartment goes to… Harold Lee! Come on down, man! Take a bow!

Harold:
Shut up, man. It’s a classic. 

Freakshow:
Go on inside, boys, and make yourselves at home. You can rest up, get
something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don’t do
anything the good lord would’nt do.

Kumar:
[walking away with Harold] Dude am I going deaf or did he just say we could fuck his wife?

Bubble Boy

Jimmy:
I’m Jimmy.

Chloe:
I’m Chloe.

Jimmy:
Chloe! The whore next door!

Chloe:
What? Where did you hear that?

Jimmy:
My Mom, she teaches me everything.

Chloe:
Well, really, she got it wrong. I’m actually more of a bitch than a whore.

Jimmy:
A bitch. Oh yeah, a bitch. Absolutely a bitch.

Mean Girls

Karen:
If you’re from Africa, why are you white?

Gretchen:
Oh my God, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re white.

Coach Carr:
Don’t have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don’t have sex in
the missionary position, don’t have sex standing up, just don’t do it,
OK, promise? OK, now everybody take some rubbers.

Jason:
Is your muffin buttered?

Cady:
What?

Jason:
Would you like us to assign someone to butter your muffin?

Cady:
My what?

Regina:
Is he bothering you? Jason, why are you such a skeeze?

Jason:
I’m just being friendly. 

Obviously this isn’t them all!

So what I want to know is – what’s your favourite comedy film?  Any specific things you like about it, I want to make another amazon order!

Sarah x
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